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by Marvin Hill
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CONSERVATIVE
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PROGRESSIVE
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2022 Midterm Election Concerns Economy Gas Prices Crime Border Issues Schools |
2022 Midterm Election Concerns Jan 6th / Trump Abortion Issues Trans Rights Climate Change Student Loan Forgiveness |
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Equality
of Opportunity |
White Privilege |
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Meritocracy |
Racist White Privilege |
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Defund the Police is a stupid idea leading to more crime |
Reimagining the Police just better reallocates resources |
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2016 Election Trump Surprise Win |
2016 Election stolen from Hillary |
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2020 Election Biden Midnight Surprise |
2020 Election Most Honest Election Ever |
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Voter ID protects voter integrity |
Voter ID is racist and restricts minority voting |
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High Gas Prices are indicative of Biden’s failed policies |
High Gas Prices will reduce use of fossil fuels and encourage conversion to a
green sustainable future |
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The USA is a net exporter of oil/gas |
The USA must import oil from the Middle East and Venezuela |
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Covid Shutdowns were illegal and excessive and prevented the expression of religion click for graphic click
for another graphic click for another amazing graphic |
Covid Shutdowns were necessary (except for strip clubs, protests, liquor stores) |
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Objectivity |
White Privilege and Tool of Oppression |
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Punctuality |
White Privilege |
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White |
yt |
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Western Culture is exceptional |
Western Culture is the cause of the world’s problems |
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American Culture is exceptional |
All Cultures are Equal |
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Equality |
Unfairness |
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Equity |
Equal Outcomes |
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everyone should play by the same rules |
ß that’s racist |
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Socialism has always led to failure |
Socialism has never truly been tried yet |
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Inequalities mostly due to working harder, being smarter, or being lucky |
Inequalities past, present, and future are mostly due to oppression and should be fixed by reparatory discrimination |
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Hardship something to overcome |
Hardship something to exploit |
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Violence |
Peaceful Protest |
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Peaceful Protest |
Insurrection |
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Silence |
Violence |
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Vaccinations should be voluntary (my body my choice) |
Vaccinations should be required of Citizens but not for non-Citizen border
crossers |
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Sexual Dysphoria |
Gender Fluidity Trans Sexual |
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Mis-pronouning is not even a word |
Mis-pronouning is sexual harassment |
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Gender-Inclusive Pronouns modern pig-latin designed to confuse |
Gender-Inclusive Pronouns designed to fight gender bias |
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Title IX gives Equality for Women |
Men can dominate women’s sports and take over women’s locker rooms |
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Tampons in Men’s Bathrooms |
Menstrual Equity |
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Facts don’t care about your Feelings |
Feelings supersede Facts |
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Sterilization of Children |
Gender Affirming Therapy |
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Fat |
Body Positive |
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1776 |
1619 |
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Riots of 2020 burned down multiple dozens of city blocks, shut down thousands of
businesses in many cities, billions of dollars in damage, many people killed |
Peaceful Protests (Summer of Love) |
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January 6th, 2021 hundreds of people, without weapons, walked into a public
building |
An Insurrection |
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Envy |
Social Justice |
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Tradition centuries of figuring out how things work |
Tradition is white privilege |
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Folks |
Folx |
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thinking |
feeling |
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Joe Biden (Brandon) |
the Big Guy (Pedo Pete) |
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Recession two successive quarters of declining GDP |
Recovery “we are stronger economically than we
have been in history” per Biden’s Press
Secretary |
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Afghanistan withdrawal was a debacle |
Afghanistan best withdrawal in US history |
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Iran this “Death to America” country should be isolated |
Iran let’s help this poor country secure a nuclear weapon |
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Inflation is reduced by government spending less money (Economics 101) |
Inflation is reduced by government spending more money (Inflation Reduction Act of 2022) |
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Economic Gurus Friedrich Hayek Milton Friedman Thomas Sowell |
Economic Gurus John Maynard Keynes Paul Krugman Janet Yellan |
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more than 60,000 number of persons eligible for American Visas abandoned in
Afghanistan |
less than 100 number of persons eligible for American Visas abandoned in
Afghanistan |
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Allyship ??? |
shutting up and listening while accepting criticism about how
your “allyship” is causing more harm than good due to your
whitesplaining/mansplaining or whateversplaining |
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Murder of innocent babies in the womb |
Healthcare of birthing persons |
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Person who thinks he/she/they are a tree (or a cat) |
Xenogender |
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Guns if Conservatives don’t like guns, they don’t buy one click for graphic click for next graphic |
Guns if Progressives don’t like guns, they want all guns outlawed click for graphic click
for next graphic |
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Walls work |
Walls don’t work (and are racist/immoral/xenophobic) |
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the USA is one of the least racist countries in the world based on the number of inter-racial marriages and the flood of
minorities trying to enter the USA |
The USA is a racist country click for Morgan Freeman video |
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Vegan if Conservatives are vegetarian, they don’t eat meat |
Vegan if Progressives are vegetarian, they want all meat products banned |
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Conservatives who are homosexual or trans quietly go about their lives |
Progressives who are homosexual or trans demand legislated respect and coerced celebration |
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Non-believer just doesn’t go to church/temple/synagogue |
Non-believer wants any mention of God and/or religion silenced (Muslims excepted) |
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Does Not Like TV/Radio/Podcast changes the channel |
Does Not Like TV/Radio/Podcast demands channel be cancelled |
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Weather Changes duh! |
Climate Change a crisis click for graphic click for Greta |
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Science is ever evolving by challenging existing thought with constant
skepticism and questioning (i.e. the scientific method) |
Science is settled |
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Color-blind (therefore not racist) |
Failure to see color (therefore racist) |
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Free Speech |
I’m Offended |
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Facts |
Misinformation |
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The Truth |
My Truth |
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narcissistic delusion |
my lived experience |
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words are ultimately tied to physical reality |
words are defined with respect to other words |
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the goal is clarity |
the goal is confusion |
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you are anchored by reality |
you are who you say you are |
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Mother |
Birthing Person |
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Motherhood a noble goal |
Motherhood bringing another child into this oppressive world is selfish and
cruel |
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Pregnant Men that’s just plain stupid |
Pregnant Men deserve equal rights |
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Gender a grammatical classification used in many languages (The Columbia Encyclopedia, 1950) |
Gender related to sex, but not biological sex, but a continuum of
cultural sexual identify; a fluid concept which can change daily |
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APOLOGY: The person identifying him/her/they-self as Marvin Hill would like to apologize
for the remarks above to anyone who felt traumatized, marginalized, offended,
pissed-off, befuddled, troubled, or triggered. Self-reflection has made
him/her/they realize that he/she/they have a lot of
growing up to do. He/she/they owe his/her/their friends,
and clients better. He/she/they owe him/her/they-self
better. And above all, he/she/they owe(s)
his/her/their readers of this webpage better. Please note that these remarks were not
intended to be insensitive. Rather, they were merely intended to be
accurate. In response to an FBI raid
confiscating Marvin Hill’s laptop and cell phone, he/her/they would like to
take this opportunity to amend his/her/their callous gringx
descriptions above and offer the follow-on version below. |
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Political Translator
Amendment
with apologies by Marvin Hill
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CONSERVATIVE
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PROGRESSIVE
SPEAK |
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Political Correctness is the antithesis of free speech |
Political Correctness stops hate speech |
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DONALD |
HILLARY |
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DONALD |
BARACK |
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Prices are set by voluntary participants in the marketplace which convey
important information about supply & demand |
Prices can be controlled by Government action (and are too damn high due to corporate greed) |
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Covid-19 the “China Virus” which was human-engineered in a Wuhan lab |
Covid-19 “China Virus” is a racist slur – the virus was undoubtedly
transmitted by a pangolin or rabid bat |
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George Floyd a career criminal with eight prior convictions, drug user, and abuser
of women, who died of a fentanyl overdose while resisting arrest and passing
counterfeit money |
George Floyd a deity portrayed on murals with angelic wings and a halo and who
deserved to be buried in that gold casket |
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Border is open |
Border is
secure |
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Immigration Laws should be enforced |
Immigration Laws should be compassionately ignored |
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Illegal Alien non-citizens who enter the US illegally |
Illegal Alien persons are not illegal and should be free to enter the US unless they come to Martha’s Vineyard, in which case the National
Guard will forcibly and quickly deport them to an Army base |
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Life has never been close to fair; rise
above it with hard work |
Life is not fair; Government needs to fix all these inequities |
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California is a disaster with tens of thousands leaving for Texas,
Tennessee, Florida |
California is a model for the rest of the nation |
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Florida reduces gas prices by Gov DeSantis announcing a gas tax holiday |
California responds to high gas prices by Gov Newsom announcing a new tax on
oil companies |
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Israel deserves our support |
Palestine deserves our support |
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Strategic Petroleum Reserves to be used in case of war or other National emergency |
Strategic Petroleum Reserves to be used to reduce gas prices, but only until the November 2022 mid-terms |
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Poverty should be measured by mass access to air conditioning, clean
water, plentiful food, a car, and a cell phone |
Poverty should be measured by the degree that one might have more than
another |
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America is Great because of free-market capitalism, constitutional government,
meritocracy, human rights, tolerance, and free expression of ideas |
America is Racist because of something that happened centuries ago, was prevalent
throughout history on every continent, and still exists in many countries click for graphic click
for graphic |
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BLM Black Lives Matter Global is a Marxist organization dedicated to the destruction of Western Civilization and the nuclear family; has not helped black lives; led by money grabbing grifters |
BLM Black Lives Matter, and if you don’t agree we’ll burn your business, attack you physically, and try to cancel you |
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Critical Race Theory calling everything racist until power is achieved and then it’s no longer racist |
Critical Race Theory an academic theory looking at society through the lens of race |
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Criminals should be locked up (broken glass concept of policing) |
Criminals should be free since the jails are too full and there should be
no bail and they are too often killed by police |
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Antifa a trained militia consisting mainly of a bunch of white leftist punks that use Fascist tactics but remarkably never get arrested for violent acts |
Antifa not really an organized group but if they are then they are an anti-fascist group combating far-right
extremists |
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Betsy Ross flag |
Gay Pride flag authorized for flying above US Diplomatic Missions around the world by US Secretary of State
Blinken click for graphic click for
graphic |
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Republicans |
Democrats click for graphic click for
another graphic |
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Trump is an inappropriate tweeter who has good policies |
Trump is a fascist; a racist; the devil incarnate |
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Invest what we earn |
Spend what we borrow |
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Money is created by producing goods
and services |
Money can be created by Quantitative Easing and/or Modern Monetary Theory |
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pedophile |
minor-attracted person |
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Gender Dysphoria is a psychological disorder |
Gender Dysphoria Is a physical misalignment that can be corrected by hormones and
surgery |
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A Woman is an adult female |
A Woman is a feeling (that can change day-to-day) |
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FACT CHECK The
above, so-called “Political Translator” lacks context and contains numerous
exaggerations and quasi-assumptions.
Many of the comments are triggering and offensive, especially to
members of marginalized groups, such as the LGBFJB+ community. |
